Every Little Girl Wants a Pony

by Ana Marie Cox

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If Katherine Harris is refusing to drop out of the Senate race because she's worried that she won't find other work, we hear there's a new product debuting in the U.S. that needs an American spokesmodel. Can you think of a better job for La Harris than hawking this?

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YOU MUST "launch the interactive demo," IF YOU DARE. Not as interactive as some might like, but feel free to play along at home. Also: The somehow even more hilarious Chinese version. (So that's how they maintain the one-child policy...)

And, finally: IT'S CALLED IGALLOP. You can go now.

No, wait, one more thing: "Best of all, iGallop™ is fun to ride!"