She's A Deadhead

The mystery of Ann Coulter is solved. She's a deadhead - in favor of the war on drugs. She claims her only drug use was passive pot-smoking. And yet we have this strange money quote:

Taylor Hill: When and how was your first Dead show?

Ann Coulter: I have no recollection of it whatsoever, other than that it was awesome.

The important thing to remember about Coulter is that she means nothing. She is post-everything, a gloriously cynical post-modern performance artist. Once you understand that, it all fits into place.