An Act of God
An insurance company has issued and then revoked a policy insuring three sisters against the risk of immaculate conceptions. Money quote:
The company, which is based in Braintree, specialises in accident and unemployment insurance.
Mr Burgess said: "The people were concerned about having sufficient funds if they immaculately conceived. It was for caring and bringing up the Christ. "We sometimes get weird requests and this is the weirdest we have had."
Just hand him a hammer and a saw and he'll pay for himself.