A reader dissents:
Anyone who thinks Classic Coke is conservative needs a root canal. It's not; it's a repellent High Fructose Corn Syrup-based abomination. Real "classic" Coke is made with sugar, as it still is in Mexico and other places. Leaving aside the fact that corn-growing (and the economic subsidization, petroleum-based fertilization, and grotesque environmental depredations of same) is destroying America, the stuff tastes like ass. So does Classic Coke.
Give me a Tab any day. Of the more modern drinks, Diet Pepsi with Lime is the clear winner.
Another Tabbie. They're out there, I tell you.