Here's a rough start.

Torture = "Coercive Interrogation Technique"
Insurgency = "Dead-enders"
Law = "Signing Statement"
$43 trillion in Unfunded Government Liabilities = "Fiscal Responsibility"
Leaking = "Declassifying Intelligence"
Christianity = "Republicanism"

Any other suggestions?

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