A Real Olympian

With endorsements, huge salaries, steroid-cheating, perjury, wife-beating, and other malefactions affecting the sports world, what a pleasant experience to watch Joey Cheek's superb performance in speed-skating last night, and now the donation of his prize money to help the displaced kids of Darfur. Some good news, for a change. (Okay, okay, he's hot. But now he's even hotter.)