I've tried to resist linking further to the JPod-Frank Foer smack-down, but it's so entertaining I'm going to have to give in. Here's the ravishingly gorgeous JPod defending himself from Foer; and here's Frank's response and, er, final knockout. Can J.P. Normanson get off the floor? Stay tuned. Meanwhile, I think I'll avoid getting into any elevators with Norm and Midge's offspring in future.
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