Malkin Award Nominee

"Which is harder to watch, the pulling out the fingernails of "Syriana" or Heath [Ledger] and Jake [Gyllenhaal] inamorata in this?" - Fox News' John Gibson, preferring to watch grotesque torture than same-sex love. Gibson, of course, hasn't seen the movie. And the Latin Italian word he uses refers to a feminine object of attraction, not a masculine one.