The latest target of nannying liberals: cereals making your kids fat. Please. Apparently, there's an organization called the Campaign for a Commercial-Free Childhood. After cigarettes, porn, steroids, weed, and prescription drugs, they're after my Lucky Charms. All for the sake of the children. Take it away, Jacob Sullum!

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