Sam Smith Turned Tracy Chapman's 'Fast Car' Into a Very Slow Car

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Sam Smith, he of the amazing audience reaction shots and unfortunate thoughts about gay culture, went on BBC Radio 1's Live Lounge earlier this week to perform. As is custom, Smith did a cover of another artist's song – in his case, Tracy Chapman's "Fast Car."

In Smith's hands, it became a slow car.

As Entertainment Weekly put it, "the British singer turned the gentle, acoustic song into almost-lounge music." The missing end of that sentence is the phrase "and that's an awful direction for such a rich, soulful song."

There's nothing really offensive about it – other than the plinking piano in the back that sounds like an outdated Casio, but that's not Smith's fault – but it's a really rough treatment of a classic. He doesn't mangle the song's pronouns like he did with Whitney Houston's "How Will I Know," but that's about the most positive thing we can say about it.

Since we're holding our tongues, we'll let Twitter do the talking:

@joelcifer @kevinpokeeffe LOL what is this and why

— Tyler Coates (@tylercoates) September 4, 2014

@kevinpokeeffe This guy. I'm sorry, on behalf of the nation, for having unloosed this singer [sic] upon the world.

— Liam Hoare (@lahoare) September 4, 2014

@alex_abads @kevinpokeeffe trying to listen to his version but all i hear is the clattering of a bad starbucks kitchen and vomitting

— aleksander chan (@aleksnotalex) September 4, 2014

Ugh, it's just terrible. Quick, listen to this and feel better:

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