Piers Morgan Wants You to Know He's Available for Hire

The erstwhile primetime host and Larry King replacement has *officially* parted ways with CNN after reportedly rejecting a deal to stay.

Piers Morgan, the erstwhile primetime host and Larry King replacement, has *officially* parted ways with CNN.

BREAKING NEWS: I am no longer a @CNN employee.

— Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) September 2, 2014

This statement brings us to our first question:

Guys: @PiersMorgan left @CNN a long time ago.

— Dylan Byers (@DylanByers) September 2, 2014

Didn't Piers Morgan leave CNN after his show was canceled earlier this year amid middling ratings?

Yes. So what's with the extravagant second goodbye?

Piers Morgan may have left CNN in March, but his contract just expired. Essentially, he is a free agent now. A message to potential suitors.

— Alex Weprin (@alexweprin) September 2, 2014

The aforepasted tweet was something that Piers Morgan actually retweeted. As was this:

So, in case you were wondering, Piers Morgan is back on the market.