A light? A FREAKIN’ LIGHT!? That’s what you’re giving me as you wrap things up for another year, Under the Dome? After 13 episodes of barefaced insanity (or is that inanity), Dome wrapped up another cataclysmic year with the town finally going into the caves in an effort to escape the contracting Dome. I might point out that I advocated this position several weeks ago. The second you find a way out from under the Dome, it’s time to go. But there was lots of dilly-dallying, and then Big Jim threw the egg into the cave, and it sealed things up, and oh I don’t even want to talk about all this nonsense anymore.
The weird thing about the Dome finale is it read the same as every other week of the show. It was as if the writers, who have been pulling the laziest plot-stalling stunts I’ve ever seen, were just rolling out another week of crap before someone at CBS poked their head in and reminded them episode 13 was the last one. “Oh, man! I guess they had better do something!” So Big Jim went on a lame rampage, killing another couple of ladies (including teacher Rebecca, who literally no one shed one tear for) and threatening to wreak vengeance on the Dome for taking his wife from him.