Ultimate Betrayal: Brody Jenner Skipped Kim Kardashian's Wedding but Attended Her Ex's

Today in celebrity gossip: Some wealthy reality stars did whatever, plus David Beckham's son has entered the workforce, and Selena Gomez told off a hater on Instagram.

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Today in celebrity gossip: Some wealthy reality stars did whatever, plus David Beckham's son has entered the workforce, and Selena Gomez told off a hater on Instagram.

What is the worst thing that anybody has ever done to you? Released ten thousand tarantulas at your birthday party? Driven over your foot with a monster truck tire? Tagged you in an unflattering photo? Looked at you wrong? If you are Kim Kardashian then your step-brother is Brody Jenner and the answer to this question would be simple: The worst thing anybody's done to you is your step-brother skipped your wedding of the century only to later attend the wedding of your ex-boyfriend Reggie Bush. Because that is what just happened, guys. I know what you're thinking: Who are these people? It honestly doesn't matter and never did, but now you can at least speak with authority the next time a sad woman in a Juicy Couture sweatsuit tries to chat you up in a waiting room. Brody Jenner straight-up BETRAYED Kim Kardashian and none of us may ever recover. Also, to add insult to injury maybe, Reggie Bush married a lady who bears a striking resemblance to Kim Kardashian. Do you believe it? The question is rhetorical because you do not believe it, but it's true anyway. But back to Brody Jenner's ultimate betrayal, the story was that he skipped Kardashian's wedding to Kanye West last spring because he was not provided with a +1 for his girlfriend. So maybe he was correct in ditching that wedding, because come on guys, it's just a +1 and your wedding already costs so much money. Or maybe Brody Jenner should have just attended Kim Kardashian's wedding solo because she is his step-sister and he loves her very much and when your step-sister gets married you show up, period. Or maybe all of them should be locked into a RAV-4 and pushed into an abandoned mine. [Page Six]

Just because you are born into extreme wealth, fame, and enviable genetics doesn't mean you live on Easy Street. Take Brooklyn Beckham—the 15-year-old son of David Beckham and former Spice Girls backup dancer Victoria Beckham—who's just scored an internship at the film production company of no less than famed filmmaker Guy Ritchie. But just HOW did he score this rare opportunity? Page Six doesn't say. I'm guessing it involved a lengthy application and review process and background check as well as multiple interviews and now Brooklyn Beckham will be working long days and hard weeks paying his dues for almost no money. Except for weekends, of course, because he has that part-time job in a West London Starbucks. That's two jobs right there. A wealthy teen works harder than you, basically, how does that make you feel? Same here. [Page Six]

Attention haters: Do not leave nasty comments on Selena Gomez's Instagram account wishing that she would both burn in hell AND get cancer, or she just may comment on one of YOUR photos in return and tell you off GOOD. That's a specific thing that actually happened yesterday. The original comment seems to be lost to the ether after the user deactivated her account, but you can probably infer what was said by Gomez's response below:

Gomez's image was accompanied with the caption:

Honestly, I don't speak up much because it's simply *always* taken out of context. But I don't take bullying well. I have seen too much to not say anything.

I'm pretty sure the "seen too much" part refers to bullying, but what if Selena Gomez has seen too much in general? Like what if Selena Gomez is living some kind of H.P. Lovecraft existence and has discovered too many of the universe's darkest secrets and every waking hour it's a burden for her to just keep her sanity intact. Hopefully putting this random girl on blast has restored at least a little bit of balance to Selena Gomez's presumably terrifying world. [Us Weekly]

Speaking of terrifying worlds, Angie Harmon has been terrorized by a shrieking transient woman every Thursday! (Please keep your mean Kaley Cuoco jokes to yourselves, readers.) According to TMZ, this woman has been claiming to be Harmon's landlord and has been showing up at her gate and "yelling, demanding entry and rent money." To be honest, Angie Harmon did not appreciate this one bit, and especially not the time the transient woman actually entered the yard. So cops were called and a protective order has been issued. But the eagle-eyed reporters at TMZ note that the protective order applies only to Harmon, her kids, her nanny, and her unspecified roommate, but does not apply to Harmon's husband Jason Sehorn, whose name is never mentioned in the request. Have they broken up? Or is Jason Sehorn RARIN' for a street fight with a transient woman? Speculate away! [TMZ]

Notorious trickster Jennifer Lopez secretly filmed Leah Remini just really feelin' a Jay Z track. Celebs!!

Justin Bieber went on a hike with some large gentlemen:

Do you know what 'living the dream' feels like? It feels like when you are either Lady Gaga or Taylor Kinney:

Here are Teen Wolf stars Dylan Sprayberry and Mason Dye just hanging out on Sprayberry's birthday, why do you ask?

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