Kanye West has a new interview with GQ that's blowin' up the internet this morning, and rightfully so—he drops hints about a new album, discusses the process behind making Yeezus, his nuptials to Kim Kardashian, and racial politics in America. Honestly, there's some genuinely insightful stuff in there, but the only problem is, you have to cut through the more illogical, headline-grabbing free-association statements that will be peppered all over Twitter this week. For your ease and understanding, here are the finest, most baffling moments from his chat with Zach Baron.
Just Because You're Not Aggressive Doesn't Mean You're Cuddly
[discussing being chased by the paparazzi] "I don't have fangs. I'm a porcupine. I'm a blowfish. Like, I'm a—what's the fish that blows up?"
We Need to Reform Our Organized Labor Laws
[discussing performing impromptu carpentry at his wedding] "Anyone knows that you cannot pick up tools yourself, because of—what are those rules about the workers?... Yeah, unions. You can't do that. It's illegal. That's false."
Someone Whose Name I Had to Google Is "the Walt Disney of Tumblr"
[discussing his wedding's guest list] "Carine Roitfeld is the Walt Disney of what Tumblr is today. She is the Kanye West of what Tumblr is today. She's the single most important person to what street style is today."