6:22 p.m.: Belgium wisely makes a time-wasting substitution.
6:21 p.m.: I'm going to eat my hands.
6:20 p.m.: Jermaine Jones punches it JUST WIDE. JEEEEZ
6:19 p.m.: That is the first goal Belgium have conceded! American remains on the attack.
6:18 p.m.: COME ON
6:17 p.m.: WELL. GREEN SCORES. BELGIUM 2-1 USA. MIRACLES, GUYS. LET'S MAKE IT HAPPEN.
6:14 p.m.: Time for a break. 15 mins to go. A comeback would be quite an unprecedented thing at this point, but DO YOU BELIEVE IN MIRACLES?!
6:13 p.m.: I'm having bleak thoughts.
6:11 p.m.: Belgium scores again. 2-0. This one looks over, folks.
6:09 p.m.: Another promising cross ends in nothing, but Jones falls to a nasty hit from a Belgian defender. Poor fella.
6:08 p.m.: Tim Howard has made 14 saves, the most of any keeper in one World Cup game since 1966.
6:06 p.m.: America is playing utterly without energy except for their crosses, which they overhit every time. Jones just got dispossessed sseemingly by himself.
6:05 p.m.: Wondolowski kicks a cross absolutely nowhere. The Belgian fans think they have this in the bag.
6:03 p.m.: That's Tim Howard's 13th save of the night, Darke tells us.
6:01 p.m.: A haunted-looking Michael Bradley floats a free kick over the bar. I dunno, guys.
6:00 p.m.: Friggin Prince Harry
5:59 p.m.: Welp. Belgium 1-0 United States
5:57 p.m.: We're back!
5:54 p.m.: I hate that Volkswagen ad where the guy screams "GOOOOOOAL!" more than I hate Satan.
5:53 p.m.: I hope Klinsmann has a bucket of Michael Jordan Special Drink for the players to have before they go back out.
5:52 p.m.: If he'd scored that goal we'd have won the game by now
5:51 p.m.: Full time. We go to extra time. I'm sure Wondolowski is feeling terrific right now.
5:50 p.m.: um.
5:48 p.m.: Oh, he did it again! Three minutes added time, folks. Belgium will use all of them for more corner kicks.
5:47 p.m.: Tim Howard stopped a ball from going in the goal with his hands, good job buddy, clearly something you're used to doing.
5:46 p.m.: Belgium have had a thousand shots on goal and missed all of them. I think they must be cursed by some kind of woods witch.
5:44 p.m.: OH MY GOD WE GOT A CORNER
5:42 p.m.: Belgium has a corner kick!
5:40 p.m.: In a shocking turn of events, America concedes another corner.
5:38 p.m.: Man, if I was Belgian I'd be losing my mind right now.
5:35 p.m.: Looks like Gonzalez is injured. This will use America's final substitution.
5:34 p.m.: Whatever kind of money Tim Howard is earning, they should double it.
5:32 p.m.: The tide may be turning just a little bit? Belgium is getting sloppy and frustrated, and we've had a couple good chances.
5:31 p.m.: America brings on Wondolowski for Zusi, who really needed to go off.
5:30 p.m.: Tim Howard is working miracles in goal here.
5:29 p.m.: Dempsey knocks a cleanly-hit, but slightly weak shot into the goalie's arms. Progress!