There is an impostor in the world of my own self-understanding, and it is the Abigail multi-way pushup bra from American Eagle. The bra shares my name, but our personalities couldn't be more different. I go to bed at 10 p.m. and am allergic to most forms of fun; the Abigail bra is "The Party Girl: Convertible or strapless, this pushup is the life of the party!" If I were an American Eagle Bra (and, real talk, at this point I am a little old to be an American Eagle bra), I'd probably be "Girl Next Door" Katie.
American Eagle is hardly the only company that gives individual items of clothing women's first names. Shop for women's clothes, and you're asked to choose between the "Bethany" or the "Dora" flat, or the Gwen or the Audra jeans. It's everywhere. The names work a bit like astrology, suggesting a personality for a commodity that is somewhere in between the specific and the one-size-fits all. If the Brittany top isn't you, maybe it's your best friend.
This trend of turning mass-produced clothing objects into women goes back at least to the Delia's catalogues of the early 90's: scroll down here, and behold the Claudia and the Cara dresses. It's similar to — but distinct from — a long-standing trend in fashion of naming particular items after the people who inspired them. The "cardigan" sweater was named after James Thomas Brudenell, Earl of Cardigan, and the Mackintosh coat after the man who invented it, for instance. And plenty of clothing items intentionally court an association with particular figures, often Jackie Kennedy Onassis. But the Abigail bra is not named after any Abigail you or I know. It's just a bra with the appended personality of an archetype.