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The Rich Kids of Beverly Hills have Instagrammed their way into our hearts this season, teaching us the importance of saging your new house and the upside of Montezuma's Revenge. Last night's season finale brought us even more wisdom from the independently wealthy pals, who are both self- and selfie-aware. RKOBH was a surprisingly fascinating guilty-pleasure watch in large part because Morgan Stewart, Dorothy Wang — our very rich narrators — and their gang of friends know how ridiculous they are (at least half the time).
Here are our biggest takeaways from last night:
Lesson: Always Ask Rich Women For Things After Their Yoga Classes
"Didn't that feel great?" the rich woman who is your mother will ask, after you've finished a particularly satisfying Vinyasa class. She is vulnerable at this moment because she will have just finished shavasana, and all the stresses of her world will be lifted. Now is the time to tell her you're moving in with your boyfriend and ask that she not cut you off. Morgan actually didn't succeed with this strategy, but you might.
Lesson: Facebook Is Dead
Tech gurus and prophets have been telling us over and over that only dweebs and olds use Facebook now. And it's mostly fallen of deaf ears. Because, well, do you really want a tech writer to tell you what's allegedly hip and cool? No. If someone's going to tell us Facebook is uncool and un-hip we want it to come from the most narcissistic, image-obsessed people on the planet. And Morgan tells us that her Facebook page has "cobwebs" on it. Mark Zuckerberg, you've been warned.