We randomly picked 16 brackets (submitted by readers via Twitter, Facebook and e-mail) out of a hat. They range wildly in context, but are pretty self explanatory.
Best Best Picture Winner (submitted by @nichD)
Best Cheese (submitted by @ShanersMD and others)
Best Currency (submitted by @thestalwart)
Best Dead President
@wirebrackets best dead president— katherine (@kdschicago) March 17, 2014
Best End of the World Scenario
Best Nut (submitted by @ilkandcookies)
Best New York Times Columnists:
I'd like to see @TheWire do a bracket of NYT columnists.— Josh Sternberg (@joshsternberg) March 6, 2014
Best Organ of the Human Body (@jgdur)
Best Simpsons Character
Best TV Family
@wirebrackets Best TV family. Best (Madonna/Michael Jackson/Billy Joel/other ubiquitous artist) Song. Best Spring Break destination.— Jessica Daniels (@chicksafire) March 17, 2014
Best X-Man (or X-Woman or X-Thing)
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