H is for Hashtags. It’s important to add hashtags like #fabuluxe to your Instagrams so fans can find you on the popular page.
H is also for House Party. House parties should never involve more than 15 people. Big house parties in Beverly Hills are considered suspicious because someone inviting 100s of people to his house must be trying to compensate for something. Like Gatsby.
I is for Instagram. This is where it all started. While there is no formal relationship between the E! program and the popular Tumblr, we wouldn’t have Rich Kids of Beverly Hills without the Rich Kids of Instagram.
J is for Jean shorts. They can’t be too short, even if it is Mexico.
K is Kardashian. Kim's reality show shares the same network, but she wasn’t born in Beverly Hills. Strike one.
L is for Late. It is fashionable to be late, but watch out if you show up an hour late to Morgan’s anniversary dinner with her boyfriend. (“By Dorothy being late, by whoever being late, [it] adds stress to me, specifically, because then my boyfriend gets upset with me for inviting people who are late to our anniversary.”)
L is also for Likes. The more, the better.
M is for Mansion Hunting. While a rich kid will never stop taking their parents' money, they will move into their own mini-mansion at around age 25.
M is also for Malibu Beach Boy Swag. The patron saint of MBBS is Brody Jenner. Do with that what you will.
M is also for Montezuma’s Revenge. This is traveler’s diarrhea. This is usually horrible. But a couple of the rich kids swear by it because it could make them skinnier.
N is for Nails. Nails are never supposed to be chipped because Morgan’s mom told seven-year-old her that chipped nails makes people think of dirty underwear. Dirty underwear is not cute.
O is for One-Year Anniversary. This is the perfect time to surprise loved ones with G4 status.
P is for Philanthropy. Giving back to the community is important, but be careful when holding a Beverly Hills blood drive. You might offend your rich gay friend.
Q is for nothing. There are no words that start with Q, not even in the Beverly Hills lexicon.
R is for Real Estate. This is a great career for your boyfriend to have, so he can show your girlfriends cool multi-million dollar apartments.
R is also for Rodeo Drive. The only place to shop is a challenging one because of hills. If you shop here, you run the risk of sweating between your breasts.
S is for Selfies. This is the expression of your truest self — make sure the lighting is perfect.
S is also for Splitsies. This is a cute term for splitting the bill. You’re not allowed to split the bill unless the bill reaches six figures.
S is also for South of La Brea or Santa Monica. These are places or areas in Los Angeles that are close to Beverly Hills where lots of rich people live. Though they are fine for regular rich people, these places are not even considered when you go mansion hunting.