Tomorrow's Thanksgiving—in case you didn't know—and if you have a desire to sit in front of the TV all day, but no desire to watch football, we've got you covered.
9 a.m. You'll watch the Macy's Thankgiving Day Parade because of course you'll watch the Macy's Thankgiving Day Parade, even if wind might interfere with the proceedings. Really, it's what you were planning to do all along. You enjoy watching pop stars—some of whomyou have never heard of—awkwardly lip sync next to puppets. It brings you a strange joy. (Plus Ariana Grande, pictured right, will be there, and she's been killing it as of late.) The parade wastes a good three hours of your time, when you're too lazy to do anything else. It's on NBC, but CBS also has unauthorized coverage, which you can watch if you want to be a rebel or something.
12 p.m. Okay, now you have to make a choice. One option is sticking with NBC and watch the National Dog Show. It's not Westminster or anything, but it's a chance to coo over cute dogs. Why would you pass up that chance? But, if you've already overdosed on cute, AMC is showing The Godfather, starting at 11:30 a.m., so they've got you covered.