Jong is a proud feminist whose much-acclaimed 1973 novel Fear of Flying brought into existence the term "zipless fuck" (among its other accomplishments). It is thus no surprise that the unabashedly political Jong has decided to excoriate the louche Weiner, though it is not entirely clear why she chose the limerick format to do so.
But she has. And here are Jong's Weiner limericks. We will update as more are posted. (Ed. note: A reader alerts us to the fact that at least one of these limericks was previously extant.)
There once was a pervert named Wiener, who had a perverted demeanor.— Erica Jong (@EricaJong) August 28, 2013
Forced from the hill for acting like Bill, now Congress is one Wiener leaner. That's it!— Erica Jong (@EricaJong) August 28, 2013
Weiner Limerick: IF YOU TWEET YOUR MEAT, U LOSE YR SEAT! MORE TK— Erica Jong (@EricaJong) August 28, 2013