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The 19 Different Ways to Sing 'Total Eclipse of the Heart'

Today in viral videos: "Total Eclipse of the Heart" gets the renditions its deserves, a poem that killed the Internet, and a fond memento from Shark Week. 

By Alexander Abad-Santos
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We realize there's only so much time one can spend in a day watching new trailers, viral video clips, and shaky cellphone footage of people arguing on live television. This is why, every day, The Atlantic Wire highlights the videos that truly earn your five minutes (or less) of attention. Today:

Christina Bianco, whoever you are, thank you for this. I would give you all my money if it weren't already spent on rent, soda, coffee, and pizza:

Also, slam poetry is cool, right?  Like this poem about a man with OCD and the love of his life sorta breaks your heart, except that then you realize that dating this dude might actually be really difficult, which makes your heart break even more:

One word: McGuts.

And, finally, here is a toy dog facing off against (toy) sharks.

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