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It seems that Ryan Seacrest has gotten over his breakup with Dancing with the Stars vet Julianne Hough. He was seen out recently with another human female, at some sort of concert or something in Los Angeles. Well, he was apparently "overheard" saying he is "single and loving it," but no one has actually ever said "single and loving it" so we're just going to have to chalk that up to Page Six overreach. What's fact, I guess, is that he was seen with a young woman all night, some sort of blonde person whose side he would not leave. Who could it be? What actual woman has caught Ryan Seacrest's fancy? And is it suspicious that Ryan kept introducing her as "And this is my friend, who is definitely not Derek Hough wearing a wig"? These are all important and urgent questions. Who knows what mysteries dwell in the heart of Ryan Seacrest. [Page Six]
Amanda Bynes did some crazy tweets again, saying things about how she cannot date a German because she is Jewish and then apologizing to rapper Aubrey "Drake" Graham for calling him ugly. It is not news that Amanda Bynes said weird things on Twitter at this point, but what is news is that one Jonathan Jaxson, who pretends to be a publicist, has posted on his Twitter account what appears to be a text message conversation between him and Bynes. In it, she supposedly confesses that all her erratic behavior is an act, while Jaxson expresses mock concern before, y'know, posting the whole thing on Twitter. We should probably assume that the conversation is fake. Largely because Jonathan Jaxson is a ghoul who has been at this sad game for years. He pulled this routine with Lindsay Lohan a bunch of years ago and now he's doing it again. He used to flitter around when I worked at Gawker, always angling for some bit of attention, and I suppose I am giving it to him here, but it should be said that Jonathan Jaxson is a liar and a fake and let's all not listen to him starting right now. [Us Weekly, Daily Mail]