Today in celebrity gossip: Kate Winslet is pregnant with her third child, Joe Francis might have gone wild on tape, and Naomi Cambpell gets her revenge.
Remember when Kate Winslet married the grandson of the woman she saved from a burning building on Richard Branson's private island, and that man's name was Ned Rocknroll? Well, if you don't remember you are a crazy dope because that was the most wonderful thing that's ever happened. And now, dear friends, Kate Winslet's reps have confirmed that she is going to have a baby with Ned Rocknroll. A baby Rocknroll! Isn't that exciting? What will they name it? Gus Rocknroll? Fred Rocknroll? Sue Rocknroll? Now matter what, that kid is going to have a funky, fresh, and fabulous name. If they go the other way and give the kid the last name Winslet, they'll have to do something with the first name. Fender Winslet? Drums Winslet? Flyingvee Winslet? Rocknroll names are hard! Maybe they could combine the whole thing and just do, like, Sarah Winslet-Rocknroll, or Rocknroll-Winslet. Wocknroll? No, Woknroll is what their cool Chinese restaurant is going to be called. Let's just stick with Rocknroll-Winslet. Welcome, baby Rocknroll-Winslet. Enjoy the world you are born into. Which is your movie star mother who saved an old lady from a fire on a madman billionaire's private island and then married her grandson, who is named Ned Rocknroll. Oh also she's going to space. Your mother, baby Rocknroll-Winslet, is going to space at some point on one of your insane billionaire great uncle's spaceships. All of this is true about your family, child. So the memoir basically writes itself. [Us Weekly]
Ha. Is this ironic? Or at least Alanis Morissette's version of ironic? Joe Francis, who made millions getting drunk young women's "consent" and then filming them topless for his Girls Gone Wild tapes, has a sex tape that he's trying to block from being released. It seems the tape was stolen from his girlfriend, and whoever stole it plans to release it. Of course this could all be hokum created by Francis himself to distract from the fact that he might go to jail and recently gave a very bad, very insane interview about it. Plus that whole Steve Wynn lawsuit thing. It is possible that Francis is doing this whole sex tape thing to get us talking about that instead of everything else that's miserable in his life. But, if he genuinely does not want his surely horrifying sex tape released? Ha ha, karma's a— well, not a bitch. Karma's a young woman who's since graduated from college and has a good career now and has moved past it. [TMZ]