How to Make Every New Yorker Hate You

Today in viral videos: ways to upset that New Yorker you love to hate, a supercut for every "noooooooooo" in Hollywood history, and some very fancy cats. 

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We realize there's only so much time one can spend in a day watching new trailers, viral video clips, and shaky cellphone footage of people arguing on live television. This is why every day The Atlantic Wire highlights the videos that truly earn your five minutes (or less) of attention. Today:

Go ahead, ask us to sign a petition. Take up two seats on the subway? That's cool, too. But just don't freaking feed the pigeons! Why would you do that?

Here's every spectacular "noooooooooooo" that the movie world has given us. Yessssssssssss.

So, this is basically every awkward handshaker's worst nightmare:

And finally, it's Monday. Have a couple of kittens:

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