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We realize there's only so much time one can spend in a day watching new trailers, viral video clips, and shaky cellphone footage of people arguing on live television. This is why every day The Atlantic Wire highlights the videos that truly earn your five minutes (or less) of attention. Today:

Jack Black and Kyle Gass almost make you wish you lived in New Zealand. The key word here is almost

So, this next video of Josh Turnbull, the 2-year-old son of Chelsea goalie Ross Turnbull, is enough to convince you that there is a market in the U.S. for soccer. Do not let anyone tell you differently: 

Apparently the ostriches have no concept of the word moderation:

And finally, we showed you our favorite commencement speeches this year but we think the University of Arizona might have the right idea with this pyrotechnic light show: 

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