The Worst 'Wheel of Fortune' Player Ever

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If we're ever on Wheel of Fortune we would hope that we were on with the worst players. In part, because deep down, we know we'd be pretty bad at it—all that pressure, all that Sajak, and Vanna staring at you with her vacant eyes... it's just too much, really. But even we know Johnny Cash never made a song called "I Have the Wine." 

Movies? We can explain:

Oh, broadcast journalists, you may never know the pain of an embarrassing typo, but we don't envy you. Not even one bit:

And, finally, this video makes us think of the time we were first introduced to after-work drinks. Which is where we will now be going. Enjoy!

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