Yet another one of those silly petitions has popped up in the White House's online "We the People" suggestion box, though this one — unlike, say, the Piers Morgan thing or something about some prisoner held without rights for 150 days — has actual entertainment value. You see, the people now want a Joe Biden reality show. Yes! The petition reads, in part: "Vice President Joe Biden has a demonstrated ability to bring people together, whether at the negotiating table or at the neighborhood diner. We, therefore, urge the Obama Administration to authorize the production of a recurring C-SPAN television program featuring the daily activities and interactions of the Vice President." What an incredible idea! The petition goes on to say that Biden should be seen with foreign dignitaries and politicians and blah blah blah. Boring. He should have a reality show, but it shouldn't be political. What should it be about? Let's make some pitches.
Cookin' With Gas with Joe Biden
What better way for our vice president to win our hearts but through our stomachs? In each episode, VP Biden cooks up another slammin' recipe. Whether's it's Big F-ckin' Dorito-Lime Pizza or "Sorry, Jill Baby" Makeup Chili, Chef Biden will satisfy your hunger for awesome eats. Like a more erudite Guy Fieri, Smokin' Joe will easily endear himself to grub-lovin' people across the nation. You gotta try his Amtrak Club Car Cheese-Torpedos!