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Actors Bradley Cooper and Zoe Saldana have split up for a second time, apparently. Page Six says that the pair, who broke up last March only to get back together this fall, were supposed to spend New Year's Eve in Paris with Cooper's family, but Cooper ended up going it alone, while Saldana spent her evening in Miami with friends. Supposedly the couple couldn't make it work because of their busy schedules, with Cooper doing awards-blitz stuff for Silver Linings Playbook, and shooting a commercial of some sort in Prague, and Saldana doing Star Trek and a movie with Mila Kunis. But might there be another reason? I mean, for the change in New Year's Eve plans, anyway? Might it simply be that spending New Year's Eve in a warm place with your friends and family might be a little more fun than going somewhere cold with your boyfriend's boring old people? That might be all it is! Or they might be finito, finished, done for good. Either way, they'll be fine. I mean, they have to be. If we have to worry about the world's most beautiful and rich people not finding love, then where is the hope for the rest of us jerks? So, yes, they will be OK. Better than OK. No matter what happens, they'll have no trouble at all. We — I mean they — will be just fine. [Page Six]
Bethenny Frankel and her husband Jason Hoppy will likely get worse before they get fine, as they plan to divorce, and soon will come the inevitable questions about who gets what in the split. Though Hoppy is no slouch, Frankel is clearly the chief breadwinner in the relationship, and is said to have possibly pulled in some $55 million from 2010-2011, mostly from the sale of her Skinnygirl Margaritas. Yeah, so she's a millionaire margarita saleswoman and she may have to lose some her assets in this divorce. She'll likely hold on to the couple's $5 million TriBeCa apartment, in the same building as Jay and Bey, but she'll probably have to toss some scratch Jason's way, despite a prenup. Anyway, the split is "amicable," so it shouldn't be too much of a bloodbath either way. But if we may, let's return to those two figures: $55 million in one year, and a $5 million apartment. Say what you will about Bethenny Frankel, but it's undeniable that she won. From Celebrity Apprentice to nakedly, and respectably for it, ambitious pitch woman on Real Housewives of New York, she has become the mogul she set out to be and boy must that make some of the other Housewives furious. Oh gosh, it must grind their grits. I mean, obviously Jill Zarin is the one who most seethes with anger at the thought of Bethenny's vast success, but there are likely more cast members, past and present, who resent her business acumen — while they sadly emulate it. Gretchen Rossi wondering why Beautay isn't taking off. That Alexis Boobington and her mansion lounge wear fashions. Lynn with her cuffs. I guess those are all Orange County dames, but there are undoubtedly more from other seasons. Bethenny Frankel won, career-wise at least, and we can't imagine that sits well with lots of the other ladies. We just can't imagine it, which is kinda fun to think about. [Us Weekly]