Kayne West interrupted his Atlantic City show on Sunday night to announce to the crowd that his celebrity superstar power couple girlfriend, Kim Kardashian, is pregnant. West, who was performing an "intimate" concert for 5,000 fans at the Revel Resort and Casino, briefly stopped the music to point out Kardashian in the crowd and said, "Can we make some noise for my baby mama?"
Naturally, Twitter was up in arms over the whole affair. There are no fewer than 15 fake Twitter accounts for the baby already, and there was absolutely no shortage of "clever" takes on the "Kimye" offspring:
15 reasons Twitter should be destroyed and thrown into Mt. Doom. buzzfeed.com/ryanhatesthis/…— Andrew Kaczynski (@BuzzFeedAndrew) December 31, 2012
I hope Kim and Kanye dont try to combine their names and end up with Kony.— billy eichner (@billyeichner) December 31, 2012
"How'd you get so pregnant?" "Yeezy taught me." #kimye— Mike Birbiglia (@birbigs) December 31, 2012
Kanye announced that Kim is pregnant through autotune. That's not even a joke that actually is a real thing that happened.
— patrick muldowney (@patmuldowney) December 31, 2012
— Gabe Delahaye (@gabedelahaye) December 31, 2012
However, please make note of some of the more obvious themes before tweeting your own jokes this morning. Actually, they're pretty much all taken, so don't even bother.
I suspect the 'Kimye' baby is that apocalypse the Mayans predicted...— Sara Hussein (@sarahussein) December 31, 2012
Forget the Mayans, Kanye West and Kim Kardashian's baby is the real sign of the apocalypse.
— Sarah Rappaport (@SarahRapp) December 31, 2012
18 years, 18 years and on that 18th birthday Kanye's gonna find out ain't his #golddigger— Joel Garcia (@JoelGarciiaa) December 31, 2012
Dear Kanye, 18 years, 18 years. She got one of your kids, got you for 18 years. #kimye— Perfectbutts (@Causeofmyass) December 31, 2012
The night Kim Kardashian got pregnant is the night she told Kanye, "Imma let you finish."— God (@TheTweetOfGod) December 31, 2012
"Kanye Imma Let You Finish" - Kim
— Hoodie Allen (@HoodieAllen) December 31, 2012
Kim and Kanye's fetus has been offered a show on E! . #tinyuteruscam— Horatio Sanz (@MrHoratioSanz) December 31, 2012
I found out what Kim's having - in 6 or so months, she'll be giving birth to another reality show. #Truth— Raymond A Santiago (@RaySanti) December 31, 2012
I'm sure Kim and Kanye's unborn child is already negotiating a reality TV show deal.— Joe McClean (@Joe_McClean) December 31, 2012
BREAKING: Kim and Kanye's unborn child offered reality TV series— Dorian Staten (@Nicronon) December 31, 2012
Will Kanye stop Kim mid-birth and tell her that he'll let her finish but Blue Ivy had the best birth of all time?— ♔ Mr. Mixxy ♔ (@MassiveMogul) December 31, 2012
kim kardashian is pregnant what if kanye interrupts kim mid-labor and says blue ivy's birth was the best birth of all time— ☯ed sheeran♡ (@g0lddRush) December 31, 2012
Kanye's child and Blue Ivy announce collaboration album, Watch the Crib.— KB (@KBandSwelly) December 31, 2012
Watch the Crib— Downtown Josh Brown (@ReformedBroker) December 31, 2012
I actually honestly feel sorry for this little kid. Kanye's most definitely gonna bring out a baby's clothing line omg poor baby.— tom marvolo riddle (@HumayraHafiz) December 31, 2012
Im pretty sure Kim and Kanye's kid has a clothing line, fragrance and reality show planned already— L/\WSONworldwide (@CamilleStorm) December 31, 2012
As for the happy family, Kim and Kanye's Twitter account were silent, but her sisters did offer their congratulations.
Been wanting to shout from the rooftops with joy and now I can! Another angel to welcome to our family. Overwhelmed with excitement!— Kourtney Kardashian (@KourtneyKardash) December 31, 2012