Snoop Dogg — er, Snoop Lion is what he goes by now — stopped by Reddit to do an Ask Me Anything sessions this afternoon, and, if his answers are any indication, he was really, really high while doing it.
The veteran rapper offered life advice and pearls of wisdom to the denizens of Reddit, and even accepted a rap-battle challenge. Did he follow through? No, but who cares? We were mostly reading to see what kind of ridiculous things he would say, because he's one of the best interviews in music, and Reddit commenters mostly think up the kind of half-baked questions that would be good for a perma-stoned person to answer. That, and Snoop's AMA was a lot more entertaining than the other one today, with the Washingtong bureau chief of The New York Times. (Sample answer: "The looming 'fiscal cliff' means that aspects of the current tax code is likely to change significantly.")
So what did we end up learning in the three-plus hours Snoop hung out on Reddit?
Plenty! Some of it was concerning, like that he's a fan of K-Pop:
M.C. Hammer already did a collaboration with PSY. This can't be far behind...
We also learned that Snoop will adopt you if you ask politely:
And that if he wasn't rapping, he would be a coach. What kind of coach — a football coach, a basketball coach, a hockey coach, a life coach — remains unclear: