Today in (mostly) non-election celebrity gossip: Kristen Stewart isn't giving any answers about her love life, Katie Holmes had a cast party, and a Bachelorette is dating a new man.
World's most important girl Kristen Stewart was on the Today show this morning and when asked about her fabulously fascinating relationship with British sex-vampyr Robert Patinson said the following: "Funny you mention that. I'm going to just let people watch whatever little movie they think our lives are. Keep 'em guessing, I always say." O ho ho! Ms. Stewart if ya nasty. That quote ought to give fuel to those conspiracy crazies who think this whole relationship is a marketing scam, eh? I mean, she just straight-up calls it a movie. I know, I know, she was just being cute, but she still said it. Do we think these two frown monsters are going to break up the minute Twilight 5: Easy Eddie's Final Forks Freakout comes out? Probably yes. Then they will date other actors, or more likely musicians in Kristen's case, and soon enough we'll forget that they were ever together, like Mimi Rogers and Tom Cruise. (Yes, that happened.) It's just how history goes. [Us Weekly]
Katie Holmes had the first preview of her new Broadway show Dead Accounts on Monday, and what comes after your first show? The cast party, of course! She and her cast and crew went to the Lambs Club in midtown Manhattan on Monday night, laughing it up into the wee hours. So that's fun! A cast party! If personal experience tells me anything, that means that Holmes played a lot of Never Have I Ever, drank too much Carlo Rossi jug wine, and made out with that sophomore boy who her roommate was into but oh well, who really cares, we're young and weird and great and we'll all get over it soon enough. I hope she had a great time and remembers that she still has her Elements of Theatre project due on Monday. [Page Six]