Today in celebrity news: An Angel is after a vampire, Leonardo DiCaprio gets cozy with a costar, and Katie Holmes returns to Broadway.
If certain reports are to be believed, Cameron Diaz, 40, was recently seen heavily flirting with scruffy vampire Robert Pattinson, 26, at a big party in Los Angeles. And she was, sadly for her, completely rebuffed. A supposed witness said, "She was pretty obvious. Cam was seated next to Rob at dinner. She was touching his arm, doing her big Cameron laugh at everything he said and trying really hard. He was polite, but not having it." Hm. I kind of wish she'd been doing a big Cam'ron laugh, but oh well. Of course Pattinson did not respond positively to her advances because he is madly and magically in love with his vampire bride, Kristen Stewart. So stop trying to coug, Cameron. It's not gonna work on this particular fellow. He and Kiki are in this thing deep. Why, just ask this person who saw Stewpatz at a recent concert: "They were inseparable -- kissing passionately. It was like watching one of their movies!" Um, except it wasn't one of their movies, it was real life, so stop intently watching strangers make out, ya weirdo. "It was so great, they were tenderly kissing and stroking each other's hair and there was romantic music playing on my iPod as I went in for a lovely close-up shot with my eyes..." It's weird. You're weird, probably made up concertgoer adding background to a story about Cameron Diaz being friendly to Robert Pattinson. You're very weird. [Us Weekly]
Meanwhile in Las Vegas, newly single Leonardo DiCaprio may not be single for long. Now that he's done with Victoria's Secret model (really, Leo? That's about the most unoriginal thing) Erin Heatheron, he's said to be cozying up to his 22-year-old (oh, Leo) Wolf of Wall Street costar Margot Robbie. He and the Aussie newcomer were spotted talking closely at the Wynn Las Vegas recently, as both were there attending a billionaire's birthday party. Haha, what? A billionaire's birthday party? Isn't basically every a day a birthday party for a billionaire? "Today I want to celebrate all my blessings with my friends somewhere fabulous, like I will tomorrow and every day for the rest of my life barring a few days when some sad things happen and a couple more when I'm feeling lazy." A billionaire's birthday party. Ridiculous. And this is the billionaire we're talking about. I think that dude definitely has a birthday party every day. Sure it would probably be kind of fun, but wouldn't you also feel a little gross going to a billionaire's birthday party? It seems awfully decadent to be a billionaire and throw a party for yourself. I mean, do you have to bring a present to a billionaire's birthday party? Does the billionaire blow out birthday candles on a cake made of diamonds? Does the billionaire get to feel like this is his or her special day? Because pretty much every day is special for a billionaire, I'd think. Sure they have the same common concerns as anyone else — they worry, they poop, hate traffic and feel tired in the morning — but beyond that, their days are a lot more routinely special (oxymoron?) than most people's. Anyway. What were we talking about? Oh yeah, Leonardo DiCaprio was seen talking to a 22-year-old blonde girl. Quel shock. [Page Six]