Today in celebrity news: Miley is cute little Hannah Montana no more and she wants you to know it, Zac Efron doesn't like dates, Bristol Palin reviews a film, and Chris Brown issues a statement and makes a video all about this Rihanna situation.
No longer the screeching teen queen of the Disney empire, almost-20-year-old Miley Cyrus is spreading her lacquered wings and heading off into adulthood. And in Hollywoodland, adulthood means filming weird music videos in nightclubs, which is just what Cyrus has done. She and "45 club kids" recently filmed an "edgy music video" at Beacher's Madhouse and other places inside the Roosevelt Hotel. How weird was this video? Super weird. Like so weird that Miley's fiance Liam Hemsworth was dressed like a unicorn. Yuppp. That's pretty twisted, dude. Miley sure thinks so, to hear her tell it: “That shit was crazy . . . my fiancé was dressed as a unicorn. We make out in the video, which is very funny. We’re like, ‘This feels like a party!’ so it’s dope.” Haha, yup, sure is dope. Everyone's a dope. I mean dope. No "a." Look, can you think of anything crazier or doper than a man dressed as a unicorn or fiances kissing each other? That is some wild and wooly stuff, man. Wild 'n' wooly. What crazy thing will Miley get up to next? Kissing her husband while dressed as a kitty-cat? The couple holding hands in the park while wearing big chef's hats? Who even knows! She could do anything. Because she's growing up, she's testing boundaries and borders, she's trying to express herself as an artist. Don't try to limit her, man. Don't even try to understand her. It's like jazz. It's all in the videos she doesn't make. [Page Six]
Miley Cyrus' sorta-contemporary Zac Efron (who will be 25 in two weeks) is decidedly less crazy, going on the Ellen show and telling its host, also named Ellen, that dating is "kind of hard" for him. Aha. Right. He said, "A forced awkward situation is very strange. Especially for me, for some reason." Sure. For you. I'm not sure I'm buying it. Maybe it's more like he doesn't need to date? Like, he probably can just be at a party and see a girl from across the room and simply whisper her name and suddenly they are both transported back to his house and they are sitting on his couch drinking wine and she's kicking off her shoes and letting her hair down. I think that's how it works! So I guess I could understand how the traditional performative act of going on a normal dinner date would be weird, sure. "You mean I can't just blink my eyes at the girl of my choosing and before we both know it we're tangled in the sheets at her condo by the highway and there's a cat looking at us and sun is streaming in through the vertical blinds and all I want to do is go home? Well, I don't like that. I don't like that one bit." The point is that it's hard out there for Zac Efron. It's not all boogie boards and bjs, y'know? Things are difficult. Maybe he should try dressing up like a unicorn? Some people seem to enjoy doing that. [Us Weekly]