Today in celebrity gossip: The Twilight twins (ew) are back together again, Jennifer Aniston tearfully speaks about her engagement, and Sarah Palin and Halle Berry are practically sisters from other misters.
Oh happiest of days! Like two shaggy magnets that simply cannot stay apart because of innate and mysterious science, Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson have joined together again. Well, they've at least gotten within a few feet of each other. The reunited couple was photographed leaving a restaurant in Hollywood yesterday afternoon, their first "public" appearance together since the whole cheating-gate thing happened this summer. They're not doing anything sexy or romantic in the photos, in fact they're both wearing backwards baseball caps which might be the exact polar opposite of sexy and romantic, but ain't it nice to see them together again anyway? She frowning, he looking vaguely concerned about something the way he always does. She in tattered jean cut-offs that probably cost hundreds of dollars, he in a baseball T that looks like it was pulled out of a free clothes bin at a yard sale. Oh the happiest couple, our greatest couple, reunited! Just in time to promote The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn — Part 2! Is there anything sweeter in the world? [TMZ]
Speaking of happy and sweet, Jennifer Aniston went on her friend Chelsea Handler's show Chelsea Lately last night and cried about being engaged to Justin Theroux. Not like huge, heavy sobbing or weeping, that would be super weird, just a few tears of joy as she confirmed the engagement and Handler issued her words of encouragement. It was a nice little moment, I guess, as nice as anything on that airport bar of a TV show ever gets, anyway. But then the two had to go and ruin it by trying to tell funny stories about how Chelsea is always copying Jen or doing everything she does after Jen does. Which is a thing that, I guess, friends could jokingly argue about. Except what these two were talking about was how Chelsea stole Jen's "sports doctor" and also her yoga instructor after they were in Cabo together. So it's just, like, oh, right... Your sports doctor... That's... You can actually hear the audience going "Huh?" They want to laugh, but they're not really sure what Jennifer Aniston is doing with a sports doctor. Does she own a pro football team and we just didn't know it? Is that what it is? The audience also doesn't respond that well to the Cabo story, because, I dunno, how one person stole another person's yoga instructor after they were in Cabo together doesn't really strike a chord with that many people, I'd guess. I mean, I stole my friend's allergist after our trip to Biarritz a little while back, but that's a totally different thing. Everyone gets that story. Same as my friend stealing my nutrionist following our trip to Montevideo. Those are just relatable things. But this yoga instructor/sports doctor business? Get outta town with that stuff, ladies. [People]