Today in celebrity news: Filmdom's finest couple have reunited personally now they will reunite professionally, Kate Middleton braves the paparazzi once more, and Kim Kardashian has an awkward run-in.
Now that they are gloriously reunited as personal lovers, actors Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson, who had a spectacular breakup this summer only to mend things by autumn, will be doing press together to promote their last vampire romance effort, The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn — Part 2. They'll be starting their grand publicity tour on October 28th in Los Angeles and will basically continue on until the damn thing opens around Thanksgiving. So that's several weeks of answering the same questions over and over again, of the cramped quarters of the "Twilight Express!" PR tour bus (that exists, right?), and lots of awkward eyes from reporters who reeeeeally want to ask those questions but can't. Either it will be a complete catastrophe and everyone will leave miserable, or the tension and awkwardness will act as a wonderful accelerant for the flame of their passion. Can't wait to find out which! [People]
Kate Middleton has bravely made her first public appearance since the whole unseemly nude photo scandal happened, appearing at the wedding of a friend with her family in Oxfordshire. So she's blessedly done with that whole ghastly Asian tour and is back in the good land, where places end in -shire and -ham and -ex and all that civilized business. She'll be fine there. Things are different there. Everyone's dignified and refined and polite and keeps calm and carries on and all that pip-pip rubbish hooray. Sure the sight of her unmentionables is forever burned into the mind's eye of every lad from Exeter to Inverness, but that's no matter. They won't say anything, now will they? If they did they'd get a right cuffing from their mums and would be sent straight to bed without any honeyed gruel. And what good British lad would want that?? So yeah, she's back, and she won't back down. Good thing Maggie Gyllenhaal and Viola Davis made that movie about her. That's what that's about, right? [Us Weekly]