It's not two but three nights in a row now for hip-hop/R&B/pop's hottest young couple. Elsewhere in celebrityland: Kate Gosselin wants back on TV, for the children; Andy Cohen thinks he's making art; and Julianne Moore was robbed.
Just yesterday we were humming and whispering about the news that former lovers Chris Brown and Rihanna might not be so former, as they were seen doing freak dancing and going to the bathroom together at a nightclub on Monday night. Well two times might be a charm, as the pair was again spotted havin' a laugh at 1Oak on Tuesday night and then left the club together. So, that's two nights in a row for the club kids, which sure, OK, whatever, maybe they're back together, but shouldn't they maybe take a night off? I mean two nights in a row at the clurrb? On school nights? I know they're young, but they're not that young. These are working professionals! They need their rest. I hope they were in bed by 10pm last night. Hm? What's that? They were at the Jay-Z concert in Brooklyn together? Three nights in a row?? Someone call their mothers. This is too much. There is no going out tonight. Tonight both of you are going to buckle down, get some work done, and be in bed, lights out, at 9 o'clock. You hear me? Three nights in a row is too many nights, I don't care how giddy and excited you feel about the rekindling of your romance or that you're young and rich and can enjoy life in fast, good-times New York City if you want to. Don't care about any of that. Homework, sensible dinner, an hour of studying, and then bed. That's it. Either that or go to Tenjune or whatever and slurp champagne off the floor together. What do I really care? [Page Six; TMZ]
Former celebrity Kate Gosselin, who sold her eight children to TLC in exchange for a Dancing With the Stars gig and several bizarre haircuts, was on Katie Couric's struggling talk show recently (or is going to be on it or something, who knows) and said that, shockingly, she would do another reality show. Yeah, Jon and Kate Plus 8 and Dancing With the Stsrs were not enough, it seems. She said of a potential dating series, "It is true. After a few years in realizing my barriers to dating and all of that and loving TV and the experiences . . . I just feel like honestly, yes, that was my idea. I would do it [so] it could be watched by families and my children." Why would your children want to watch you on a reality show about dating? Huh? Why can't they just... watch you in real life living your life? Oh well. Whatever. She can couch it in whatever bullshit she wants to, the point is Kate Gosselin would like to be on telebbision again. Because she loves it, and she doesn't blame it for any past traumas, like her divorce from world's oldest seventh grader Jon Gosselin. She says that she's certain that "had you never heard the names Jon and Kate Gosselin, I'm certain that I would be in that spot now." So, OK. Fine. Whatever. Is anyone giving this lady another show? What network will? CMT for some reason? They seem to do a lot of random things. Oh what about C-SPAN 2. They've got some afternoon programming blocks to fill up. If not them, she could always go to Starz. I mean, it'd be a little embarrassing for her, but hey, it's a living. [Us Weekly]