Belieber fans, stop what you're doing right now and just place those clippers right on the table. No one is shaving their heads for Justin Bieber. And news outlets, don't you go feed the fire, either. Okay fine, maybe there's a random 14-year-old girl who jumped and borrowed her brother's body groomer way too fast, but on the whole, we have reason to believe that no one is really shaving their head.
You see, everything from the Entertainment Tonight tweet to the fan videos of Beliebers with shaved head seems to be fake and a product of 4chan. In essence, there is no Justin Bieber cancer, but there are also aren't any head-shaving Beliebers.
So, if you do have clippers in your hand or are a journalist getting ready to find bald Beliebers, put down the clippers and notepad, and let us talk you down from the ledge and show you how we all got swallowed up in this mess:
The Fake Entertainment Tonight Tweet
Entertainment Tonight never sent this tweet, it's actually just a screenshot which reports say surfaced on Thursday. The keyphrase here is "Bieber fans are..." This is a trigger to Beliebers who cannot someone loving Justin Bieber more than him/her, so to they think that in order to keep up and not be bested by other Beliebers, they too shall have to shave their head.