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We realize there's only so much time one can spend in a day watching new trailers, viral video clips, and shaky cell phone footage of people arguing on live television. This is why every day The Atlantic Wire highlights the videos that truly earn your five minutes (or less) of attention. Today:

It's Michael Jackson's birthday and in honor of the King of Pop, we're starting this video roundup with a dub step rendition from YouTube user . The Atlantic Wire staffers would do something like this too, but our dance moves aren't ready for the Internet yet (so we're all just dancing offline to "Billy Jean"): 

Now, there's one exception to the  "keep your arms and legs inside the vehicle at all times..." rule. In case of adorable koala, all rules can and should be ignored. 

And this just in from Columbus, Ohio ... there appears to be an infestation of Tickle Bugs. 

Finally, we're a bit surprised that Reuter's resident Stanley Kubrick fanboy, Jack Shafer, didn't spot this Kubrick supercut first, but we're pretty sure he'll like this dramatic homage to the 2001Shining, and Full Metal Jacket director: 

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