1... 2 ... 3... This Robot Will Always Beat You

Every day The Atlantic Wire highlights the video clips that truly earn your five minutes (or less) of attention.

We realize there's only so much time one can spend in a day watching new trailers, viral video clips, and shaky cell phone footage of people arguing on live television. This is why every day The Atlantic Wire highlights the videos that truly earn your five minutes (or less) of attention. Today:

It's nice to see when we use our technology for the greater good, you know finding cures to disease making life easier for those with hard lives, and yes... Attempting to make a robot that will defeat you at Rock, Paper, Scissors every single time:

Meet CDZA, a music collective which brought us the memorable "Lyrics that aren't Lyrics" video. Today they take on a bevy of Ace of Base hits, with an aptly named video "Aces of Bass":

Don't say we never did anything for you. Here's a helpful grilling tip from the foodies over at CHOW, as they show you how to spiral cut your dog. Stop snickering. Despite being sort of silly and incredibly phallic, spiral cutting your dog apparently has benefits, like getting an even char and creating grooves for chunky condiments:

And finally, we just can't figure out what it is about this video that's the most amazing. Mama bear single-handedly lifting up the garage door?  Baby bear twisting around on the beams like its a jungle gym? Or Goldilocks the brave/stupid person filming this whole thing?