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Larry David identified this breed of scofflaw as the "pig parker." As we recall, he considered them to be among the greatest threats to a peaceful, courteous society. Same thing with taxi upstreamers. Neither group is considered part of the criminal class at this particular moment in our cultural history. But the time will come. It always comes.

Or would they also be fine with a rice cake or maybe a bowl of baked potato chips? What Slate is trying to say is, they forgot to buy crackers at the store and want to know if Polly is smart enough to tell the difference.

Luck though.

Not during the Putin honeymoon, please. It will still be dangerous in 99 days.

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