As another tale of Ryan Gosling super-hero-dom makes its way across the Internet, we ask ourselves: Is Gosling too good to be true?
Ryan Gosling Is a Hero, 100 Times Yes.
If it is wrong to love Ryan Gosling, I don't want to be right. And the stories in which he has converged with regular people and helped them in their sad daily lives (like breaking up a fight in Astor Place and returning a stolen painting to a street vendor, or saving an unsuspecting London journalist in a pink wig from getting hit by a taxi, among other things) only make me love him more. We have so few superheros, and Gosling does it so well, so dapperly, whether he's wearing a tuxedo or rolled up sweatpants. It does not hurt that he is handsome, of course, but there's more to it than that. His teeth are so white! His gaze is so strong and revitalizing! His horizontal stripes are so horizontal! Watch him, here, a superhero in plain sight, mingling with the masses:
After that incident, he even confessed to being embarrassed about it, just like a real live superhero. In these sad times when celebrities like Alec Baldwin are bullying baristas and flight attendants, we need bashful accidentally crime-fighting street-crossing-guard-celebrities like Gosling, who make the world a better place simply by saying, "Hey, watch out!" Remember when Leonardo Di Caprio attempted to save the tigers, or attempted to save Kate Winslet in that movie you've probably heard about, Titanic? That was nothing compared to Gosling saving a woman from vicious New York City traffic! He is pure, special, untainted by the Scientology-fingers that grasped poor old Tom Cruise, moral in a time when we have so little that is, a good man with a heart of gold who looks nice in pants and a shirt, or whatever he chooses to wear. He is Clooney but better. He can play the piano and sing, too! Kids love him. You almost forget he's Canadian!