Big Hats, Eye Candy, and Doomsday Dates

After a day of staring at Twitter, we're sharing our favorite tweets that made no sense

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We respect and value the social media editors who share the links that make our job easier. But sometimes, we have no idea what they are talking about. So after a long day spent staring at Twitter, we're sharing our favorites.

Here we go with the Big Hat bashing. Just in time for spring.

American universities ordered to just put some aloe on it. American universities argue, "The aloe isn't working! The aloe isn't working!" And so it goes.

The jerkiness. Also, the lack of conscience. And don't forget the overall meanness.

Help The Huffington Post out, folks. It's getting late in the day. Something about Easter? Passover? Tick-tock

Out of the way, pretty girls and handsome boys: there's a business technology boom to scope out.

We get this: it inflates the ant's sense of self-worth. And their ant colleagues will go, "Did you hear who Jerry visited?" And then they'll say the name of the sick ant Jerry visited. And everyone will be impressed.

So if all else fails, we've got that going for us. Which is nice.

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