The Unicorn of Insects, Sardines, and Well-Placed Hyphens

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Also might be the pink griffin of insects. Must check for telltale serpent tail.

is amazing. Just don't bring it up on a first date. The dead sardines aren't going anywhere.

This would be gross, were it not from the hyphen. The hyphen really classes it up.

If they are, they deemed any of the observations we make during award shows worry of a retweet. But we'll get 'em. The ESPYs are just four months away.

What about the 50-meter freestyle. We're still pretty good at that. Not great, like the dolphins, but serviceable.

A nice little cliffhanger to end the day on. 

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