Twitter Monsters, Profit Margins, and 'Eye of the Tiger'

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We respect and value the social media editors who share the links that make our job easier. But sometimes, we have no idea what they are talking about. So after a long day spent staring at Twitter, we're sharing our favorites.

Quick: does this most accurately describe the quality of your tweets or what you think of your followers. There's no wrong answer: it's just for fun.

We are skeptical. Water is smart. You don't conquer 70 percent of the earth without being crafty.

Hasn't he done enough to the people who think they might have paid $1.2 million for a forgery? Let the art collectors move on with their fancy lives.

Two snakes and a rod. Also, bed rest. Hippocrates thinks you're going a mile-a-minute.

Our numb tongue usually has something to do with eating too many Altoids. But every tongue is free to lose feeling in its own manner.

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