Tombstone Cheese, Phony Barristers, and Marathons

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We respect and value the social media editors who share the links that make our job easier. But sometimes, we have no idea what they are talking about. So after a long day spent staring at Twitter, we're sharing our favorites.

As are we. You can put it on our tombstone.

This is what foreign leaders can do while abroad. None of this "Pardon me, do you have the time?" business. Just demand the entire country check its watch. NOW.

Sure, it may sound harsh, but a message needed to be sent to the other fake barristers out there.

Massive recall zing.

Before Twitter, we would have to wait until the morning papers to find out if Raul Castro wore a summer-weight suit, or went with a heavier, staid look. Those days are safely behind us.

Does this mean we can put one of those 26.2 stickers on our car?

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