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We respect and value the social media editors who share the links that make our job easier. But sometimes, we have no idea what they are talking about. So after a long day spent staring at Twitter, we're sharing our favorites.
Time to put on your party pants huff.to/zbziMd
— Huffington Post (@HuffingtonPost) March 9, 2012
Don't tell us when it's time to put on pants. We don't respond well to that.
An old gorilla gets a friend. wapo.st/y8rhL7
— The Washington Post (@washingtonpost) March 9, 2012
Just wait: In two years, every network is going to have a pilot about an old gorilla and his new friend trying to make it in the big city. But by then, everyone will have moved on to something else, like a brilliant but antisocial West Texas football coach who becomes a criminal profiler.
Signs of Nastiness in the Dennis Quaid Divorce Documents tmz.me/yLbitG
— TMZ (@TMZ) March 9, 2012
There's a certain zen beauty to this tweet. And also, an intriguing amount of hedging: Could what TMZ sees as nastiness actually be something else altogether?
The knock-off wonders of the world | ti.me/y4qi2i (via @TIMENewsFeed)
— TIME.com (@TIME) March 9, 2012
If it doesn't include the Luxor Hotel and Casino, it's not a list of knock-off wonders of the world. Harsh, but that's our policy.
Lionel Richie to Enter Apollo Theater Hall of Fame, and Then, He Says, 'An Epidemic of Duets' nyti.ms/xx3W8x
— artsbeat (@artsbeat) March 9, 2012
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