Party Pants, Old Gorillas, and An Epidemic of Duets

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We respect and value the social media editors who share the links that make our job easier. But sometimes, we have no idea what they are talking about. So after a long day spent staring at Twitter, we're sharing our favorites.

Don't tell us when it's time to put on pants. We don't respond well to that.

Just wait: In two years, every network is going to have a pilot about an old gorilla and his new friend trying to make it in the big city. But by then, everyone will have moved on to something else, like a brilliant but antisocial West Texas football coach who becomes a criminal profiler.

There's a certain zen beauty to this tweet. And also, an intriguing amount of hedging: Could what TMZ sees as nastiness actually be something else altogether?

If it doesn't include the Luxor Hotel and Casino, it's not a list of knock-off wonders of the world. Harsh, but that's our policy.

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