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After a day of staring at Twitter, we're sharing our favorite tweets that made no sense

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We respect and value the social media editors who share the links that make our job easier. But sometimes, we have no idea what they are talking about. So after a long day spent staring at Twitter, we're sharing our favorites.

It is? Seems like that should be part of the fun. Standing in line at the convenience store, now there's a hassle.

They were good enough for the 1975 Cleveland Indians.

Or say it any damn way you please, you're the customer. We plan on calling it Bottle.

We're putting seasons on non-seasonal cocktails now? Go back to Washington & Lee.

Gotta have the moat. A moat is essential. Without it, you're nothing.

Meta, @BBCWorld. Meta.

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