We respect and value the social media editors who share the links that make our job easier. But sometimes, we have no idea what they are talking about. So after a long day spent staring at Twitter, we're sharing our favorites.
Chita Rivera Will Be A Suspect When 'Mystery of Edwin Drood' Returns nyti.ms/yT9r5n— artsbeat (@artsbeat) March 1, 2012
Textbook example of using the genre of the thing you're writing about and a piece of casting news to make a fun, Variety-ish joke about Nathan Lane going door-to-door with Death of a Salesman or Luck hitting a trifecta if/when HBO gives it a third season.
tweeted "Welcome to Massachusetts, big guy." Just like a regular fella! That explains the "hell," but we're not sure the reference to "A-Rod's grill" -- or anyone's grill -- works when it's not delivered on ESPN 2 at 3 a.m, preferably in the year 2004.
Brings new meaning to the phrase "like a chicken with its head cut off" huff.to/ynUeBg— Huffington Post (@HuffingtonPost) March 1, 2012
Pro hockey player loves organic food and worms bit.ly/zMNqja— Grist (@grist) March 1, 2012
Woke up with the hair of Dorian Gray— Page Views (@NYDNBooks) March 1, 2012
Traffic Michael Douglas. You can give it back to whoever you bump into first.
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