John Kerry, Organic Food, and the Hair of Dorian Gray

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We respect and value the social media editors who share the links that make our job easier. But sometimes, we have no idea what they are talking about. So after a long day spent staring at Twitter, we're sharing our favorites.

Textbook example of using the genre of the thing you're writing about and a piece of casting news to make a fun, Variety-ish joke about Nathan Lane going door-to-door with Death of a Salesman or Luck hitting a trifecta if/when HBO gives it a third season.

tweeted "Welcome to Massachusetts, big guy." Just like a regular fella! That explains the "hell," but we're not sure the reference to "A-Rod's grill" -- or anyone's grill -- works when it's not delivered on ESPN 2 at 3 a.m, preferably in the year 2004.


Traffic Michael Douglas. You can give it back to whoever you bump into first.

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