Granite Countertops, Werner Herzog, and Disaster Preparedness

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Oh sure, scrutinize the granite countertops: meanwhile, the $700 juicer and self-sharpening knives can get away with anything.

The usual: brief Twitter outages, underwhelming award show hosts, up-tempo college basketball games, modified book titles. Standard disaster stuff.

This is a big step. Halliburton must be pretty confident they can handle that iPhone keyboard. Not everyone is that bold.

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